cafe's menu??

if u ever been to cafe cafesibu, u sure saw this page of menu b4. This is their "In house speciality"..lolz?? is this so called special service that provided by the cafe??

i can understand most of the meaning, from lick up---to viagra. but wat is chi chi??
for my understanding, chi chi=man;s guts?? or in foochow we also call chi chi=hook hook...lolz??

may b next time when i go there, i should take up my guts to order some viagra, chichi?? and ask for lick up the pussy??


dun missunderstand me, i want to order cocktail.

Malaysia boleh!!大马能!!!

i am going to post this blog entry in chinese, sorry for i dun wish to publish in BM or English.


i;ve read this article from a fowarded mail. this is freaking true and Malaysia's Minister memang BOLEH!!!


好久没有发华文的POST 了, 大家看看吧.这不是我写的, 但是却引起我的共鸣. 这就是大马,一个打着自己什么都能的口号的国家........=.=!!!!!


在哪里可以看到最超人般的部长-马来西亚
原因：我们的首相阿杜拉-回教系毕业，但是可以同时作为财政部长，国家安全部长及首相，还有时间在南马大水灾发生时去澳洲为自己弟弟的nasi kandar店开幕。

在哪里你可以看到全世界最烂的工程部长-马来西亚
原因：沙美维鲁只有中六的学历，国会大厦经过接近一亿的装修，还是经常漏水。政府医院发霉，高速公路有裂痕，最要命的是签了那些不知所谓的大道合同，赔死我们。更要命的是，他到现在还是工程部长！

在哪里可以看到最不卫生的卫生部长-马来西亚
原因：身为医生的卫生部长和卖花女在酒店开房，口交。或许我们的卫生部长的老婆没有和黄燕燕副部长讨教，如何穿性感的睡衣，绑住卫生部长的心？

在哪里可以看到最成功的教育部长-马来西亚
原因：他的孩子都在澳洲读书

在哪里可以看到最会演戏的贸工部长-马来西亚
原因：AP事件没完没了，拉姑流了一把鼻涕一把泪后，没事！

在哪里做议员最爽-马来西亚
原因：能够从火车闸看守员，做到巴生议员，再盖了一个千万皇宫，还请埋普罗大众一起去他的house warming.
老查的钱哪里来？没关系，吃他两支satay再说！

在哪里可以找到最善忘的人民-马来西亚
原因：未详，或许马来西亚的土壤上有着一种神秘物质，会让人民记忆消退，继续投票给那?


大马能!!!!!!

working hours???

i just bak from sibu last nite. went back to sibu last 2 days to do my insurans stuff cos my yamaha 125 had been stolen!!!!!!



Those in sibu, if u found a yamaha 125z, black color,with white stripe, plate number QKL 4947, please inform me, and i will treat u a thank you ang pao.!!!!!!!

i always wondering, why our blue uniform leader takes things done so slowly. until today i know why.
This is a notes that i take after i make a report. it tooks them 2 days to do a simple report. the report is so simple that, it can be done in 10 minits. but why it tooks them 2 days to type??
and somemore, it takes RM2 a report.lolz?




This is why, look at their working hours.


10.00-12.30 and 1430-1630
it;s only 4 and 1/2 hours per day.
somemore friday only work for half day.......

so....how 2 blame them for slow process?? they work only 20 horus a week. how nice???

manhattan fish market

Just now, i had my lunch at this newly opened restaurant, the manhattan fish market. it sound like a market instead of a restaurant. it's name makes me remember of sibu's central market.

This post is not funny like last post, chicago 7. they dun hav any "meh.." or "moo.." here.
they only hav sea foods. the tables are well decorated with some histories and maps. quite a nice design.

Speaking of the drinks, i suggest u all try out those hot drinks like cappucino, mocha or some fresh drinks instead of those soft drink. the price didnt make a big different. a coke sells rm5.90 and a mocha only rn6.90. which one do u prefer??

About the food, this is the promotion set. quite tasty for me , i like this. it cost u around RM6++ and normally it cost RM13++


This is a hot seafood platter. but this isnt hot. they initially use a "handy stove" to try to make warm of it in front of me, but may b they are all new trainees, they failed to do so, somemore, they almost fall this tasty platter to the flow.

ignre my pic, take a look at a girl behind this pic, tat's sushi king. this fish markt just located op[posite sushi king. u can see, sushi is filled with empty air, even the waiters are standing outside to attract customers...=.=....


i will try 2 go for a 2nd tme although it;s not tat cheap. keen to discover more mouth watering menu.

Chicago 7

Just went to a newly opened fast food restaurant few days ago. Chicago 7, an American-style fast food franchise outlet.
because the fried chicken are all not really for sell, so i order some burger. in chicago7, they dun call it beef burger. they call it COW burger. so i order a BBQ COW and a Black peppper COW. sound funny rite? seems like i order 2 COW tat nite.

after i confirm tat offer, they announce my meal with a microphone. it seems like making announcement to whole shop tat i ordered 2 cow with 2 coke.

p/s: saw the mic there?? this is the mic that they use it to make announce like below.

me: miss, i wan one BBQ COW and a Black pepper COW.
cashier: so, i confirm ur order, one BBQ COW and one Black Pepper COW, so it means, 2 COW.
me: yes, 2 COW!!!
cashier: *talk to microphone bsde her* attention pls, 2 COW, one BBQ and one Black Pepper pls.
me: * i stared at her and her microphone"...=.=!!!
cashier: it takes some times for us to process ur COW, we will inform u when ur COW is ready.
.......................After 5 minutes...........................
Cashier: *speaking to mic again* paging for customer no.A3, pls proceed to counter 2 to collect ur COW, thanks you.
me: ............=.=!!!!


beef-they call it cow, and also chicken and fish. who knows mayb next time they offer lamb then they will call it sheep burger? or the "meh" burger???


but the cow tat i ate tat day was nice, try out their COW after u see this post.

p/s: These are the 2 COW that i ate tat day.....

For ur information, Chicago 7 is just located at the old maybank, near 3rd mile.

Breathing Therapy

i read a forwarded mail from my friend. i;ve tried this things out, and it's WORKING!!!!! not only me, my pastor try this out in office yesterday. ahahhaa...wat a funny experience. now i believe some forwarded mail is useful...hahha.....


dun believe it;s working??? u try this out.

我們有左邊、右邊鼻孔，吸氣、吐氣時有沒有一樣？
We have left, right nose, is that the same for inhale and exhale?
其實不一樣，可以感覺不一樣；右邊等於是太陽的意思，左邊等於是月亮.
Actually they are different, can feel the difference; right side represent the sun, left side represent the moon.

***平常頭痛時可以用手把右邊鼻孔關起來，只用左邊鼻孔吸氣、吐氣，約五分鐘， 頭痛就好了。
When having headache, try to close right nose and use your left nose to do your breathing, about 5 min, headache will be gone.


***如果疲倦、累了，相反的關起左邊的鼻孔，只用右邊吸氣、吐氣，不用多久，馬上 精神好起了。
If you feel tired, do it the opposite round, close your left nose and breathe through your right nose. After a while, you will feel your mind is fresh again.

因為右邊屬於火氣，比較會熱，左邊比較會涼。
Right side belongs to heat, so it gets hot easily, left side belongs to cold.


女生大部分吸氣、吐氣在左邊，所以心比較會涼快。
Most of the girls breathe with their left nose, so their heart gets cold easily.

男生大部分吸氣、吐氣在右邊，所以他們比較會生氣。
Most of the guys breathe with their right nose, so they get angry easily


我們起床時，可以注意哪邊吸氣、吐氣比較快？左邊或右邊？
Do you notice the moment we wake up, which side breathes faster? Left or right?

如果左邊比較快，覺得提不起精神，可以關起左邊鼻孔，用右邊呼吸，很快的精神會好起來。
If left is faster, you will feel tired. So, close your left nose and use your right nose for breathing, you will get refresh quickly


這也可以教給小孩，大人用更好。如果你有警覺心的話，速度更快。
This can be taught to kids, but the effect will be better if apply by elders.

pissing off

just attended a meeting last nite, it was a piss off nite. ppl look down on us, ppl allude. it's fine on me, i never want to fight wif ppl which never respect others. i know we are young, and we got less number of members. but who cares? less quantity not equal to low quality, do u understand this simple formula???? just a piece of shits...... and i will show u who we are, wat u can do, my company can do extra better than u. get a life.....!!!!!

Super Mario drum cover

i believe all of u know super mario, a game which accompany us growing up, and we all familiar with the super mario song.

For all drum lover, i found this video in youtube long time ago. Wanted to share this awesome super mario drum cover with u all.

savior king

Would like to introduce a beautiful song to u all when having ur quite time. listening to this song, give me courages, i like the beginning of the song, it say "now let the weak, say i have strength". it really remind me of, God in charge of our life, he always give us strength and courage to stand when we fall.

Savior King- hillsong


Verse 1
And now the weak say I have strength
By the spirit of power that raised Christ from the dead
And now the poor stand and confess
That my portion is ? and I'm more blessed

Pre-chorus
Let now our hearts burn with a flame
A fire consuming all for your Son's holy name
And with the heavens we declare
You are our king

Chorus
We love you Lord, we worship you
You are our God, you alone are good

You asked your Son to carry this
The heavy cross our weight of sin

I love you Lord, I worship you
Hope which was lost, now stands renewed
I give my life to honor this
The love of Christ, the savior king

Verse 2
Let now your church shine as the bride
That you soar in your heart as you offered up your life
Let now the lost be welcomed home
By the saved and redeemed those adopted as your own

Ending
I give my life to honor this
The love of Christ, the savior king


2007/08 is a missionary year for Methodist churches, and again, although we are not the missionary, i believe wat we, a christian can do is, be a "pastor" of ur workplace, of our daily life. Not ashamed of spreading the gospel to ur friends, ur colleagues. This is not an easy job, but by faith, i believe God will helps us and give us strength in doing all this.

A very energetic song which i love, I AM NOT ASHAMED- hillsong



Verse

When You found me
My whole world changed
I’m redeemed by Your life
Let the earth sing
You are freedom
Turn my darkness to light

Pre Chorus

You welcome me in
With open arms
Into unending light

Chorus


I’m not ashamed of the gospel Lord
Your power Your love
You saved my soul
Now I’m alive in You
I live in the risen Son
I live in the risen Son


Just to update all of u, i had start working in my church as a temporary admin assistant. Dun mistaken me, i am still studying, and this is my last semester. i hope God will help me go through my service in church, my work, and especially my studies in this coming 3 months. Hope that i can graduate with a flying result.

May God bless all of u.

Cambulans? ambulans?

how to pronounce this word? CAMBULANCE?? or AMBULANCE??

Happy birthday Connie

Happy birthday to Connie, a friend of mine whom i know for ages, since form4. For most of my friend, she look fierce, sound fierce, but actually she's not tat serious... ask her bf, then u will know..actually she;s kinda soft ..haha....anyway, Wish u a bless new year and Happy 23rd Birthday!!!!

and somemore, i just found out that, my blog's hit had reached 1000 hits today!!! it really encourage me to write more.. thanks all of u.

it;s spring time!!!!

Yesterday, a pub holiday and i went to the opening of the spring, the biggest mall in kuching. This is really a brand new concept mall in kuching, for me, this is like a mini-size mid valley mall.



This is a "pond seat", by sitting on it, the chair will never get hot by ur hotty butts, feel free to sit on it after another person, now u wont feel HOT!, it;s COOL


A corner in Parkson the spring, can u see how crowd the escalator is?


and i meet some engergizer man giving out free energizer products...but sadly tat energizer man gave the things to
i like the atmosphere there, the feel of luxury, some branded stuff that never exist in kuching like Padini, esprit......and the list going on, sorry i am too lazy to help them to promote.


There are some fashion show, 24节令鼓,and somemore church choir performance. the 24节令鼓 is really nice, take a look at this video. someone hav post it on youtube.







the design was really spring, if u bypass kch, drop by this mall and have a walk. truely no regret.



After all, i went to have some sushi at sushi king. The spring's sushi king was too crowd, so i tot i am so clever tat i went to boulevard hypermall's sushi king yet, i was another crowd in boulevard's sushi king..duh...nowadays everyone eat sushi for their lunch??


ignore my face, wat i wanna show is the sushi king logo behind... lolz?


and finally i got my sushi king card.....

finally we finish all these sushi, and at the same time, my pocket got another big lubang....=.=```

parking

this is a typical local driver parking style in kuching.


A small motorbike park at this big car slot. and......................

A car parks on more than 5 motorbike parking slot.................


sorry....i know this is lame and i am too boring to post this.

Malaysia's Porn star

Who is this?? Recently, he is the most popular M'sia local made Porn Star!!

This is Dr.Chua, Malaysia health minister, a member of Parliament and vice president of the Malaysian Chinese Association, the No. 2 party in Abdullah's ruling coalition.


This is his production - the Malaysia local politic porn, the DVD version.

He is malaysia bravo,

he said, he;s not the only one who have "gf" outside. He's not the only one, juust they haven been caught. i just know tat, this 61 years old minister is so open minded.

He admit and apologize for his doing, but!, he didnt admit it was a wrong doing, he still dare 2 say, there's other out there doing the same things as him, just haven been caught?? wtf??

i salute u, the health minister, the MALAYSIA 1ST and MOST FAMOUS PORN STAR!!

eager 2 see his video?? lol.....


anyone of u, who got this video, kindly send to me..... haha!!

24 hours shop??

erm, i would like to redefine the phrase "24 hours" . wat does it really mean 24 hours shop??

after i saw some 24 hours shop at sibu, only then i understand wat 24 hours really means to sibu ppl.

ao, my conclusion is, 24 hours shop doesnt means tat it open 24 hours, but it means it open "UNTILL" 24hour.

dont get wat i mean? okok, let us simplify it by......

24hours= 24:00/00.00 (international time)

so.....u cannot question sibu ppl why it close at 12 midnite, cos it's written there, 24hour. means, it closed by 24:00/00:00.

Lol??

happy new year 2008

2007 had gone, 2008 is here!!!!! 1st of all, would like to wish all of u a Blessed 2008 brand new year!!!!!
i just started my new semester few days b4. this is my last semester,and i need 2 very hard to end my "study life". i haven got my internet connection at home yet i am now updating my blog in church's office. lolz. i bet pastor duno wat i am doing out here.hehe....


i just had some fun times on 31th dec 2007, the last day of 2007 wif my friends. 31th nite was a rainy nite, but the rain stop b4 12, we all have a wonderful nite at sibu townsquare. just to say sorry to priscilla tat i am late and actually i "purposely" did it...dun ask me why..... haha.


Thanks "UNCLE Jase" for the "hand game", and my "eye killer game", i bet we had so much fun while playing these games at McD and coffee shop, it makes us shout like crazy.



the old has gone, the new has come. Just want to wish all my friends out there have a bless and abundant new year!!!!!

Happy new year to u all!!!!